- If you want to book a session in advance, pay the advance. No buts. No exceptions. You can postpone the session if something comes up, just inform me beforehand.
- DO NOT ASK ABOUT PRACTICES THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED IN MY OFFER. If it’s not there, that means I don’t do it.
- Do not talk to me as if I was your colleague, you will regret it. Address me as Mistress or Lady.
- Do not write to me with a page-full of your fantasies without being asked to. It’s annoying and difficult to turn into a proper session scenario. Instead, just say what practices you are interested in. That’s absolutely enough for you to get the session you desire.
- NO DICK PICS unless I ask.
- If you come under influence I will throw you out, but only after I collected my payment. Don’t test me, it has happened before.
- If you say bad stuff about me behind my back, I WILL find out.
- Don’t be late, but if something comes up (traffic jams, getting lost on the way) inform me, so I can plan accordingly. People who come late or don’t show up at all without informing me don’t get second chances.
- Don’t be too early, either, it’s not better.
- During a session you don’t touch me without my express permission.
- If you read this and agree to obey all points, use code “the cat is in the box” when contacting me.
- Don’t try to contact me about booking if you don’t know when you’ll be able to come. No date = no booking.
